Thursday, November 5, 2009

Favorite moments at The Observer




I've been a columnist at The Observer since 2002, and Friday is my last day as I move on to pursue social media entrepreneurship. I've had many great experiences, from making friends with a hitman to meeting a president and Nobel Prize winner. Mostly, I've enjoyed connecting with all of you, which I will do now even more than ever in person and on social media. With great gratitude to Charlotte and The Observer, here are some of my favorite times.
  • Almost being kissed by movie and TV star Bonnie Hunt, who misunderstood her handlers' instructions in posing for a photo with me for my column. "How's your breath?" she asked me. "Oh, you're fine." Then she put her arms around me. That was fun.
  • Making friends with Michael Fitzsimmon, who was hired by a drug gang to kill crusading pastor Barbara Cameron, but heard her preach, found God, did his time, and went straight. "How many people did you kill?" I asked him. To which he ominously replied, "Let's put it this way: I could take care of anything you needed done."
  • Meeting Bill Clinton, Toni Morrison, Michael Jordan. Jeff Gordon, Steve Smith, Tony Bennett, Elvis Costello, Pete Sampras, Ken Lewis and Ric Flair.
  • Surviving for a week on nothing but Christmas party food. 
  • Performing in Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus as a clown, and walking backstage next to unicyclists juggling and enormous, swaying elephants. Circus women are the sexiest women on the planet. Bar none.
  • Having "the Dog Whisperer," Cesar Millan, tell me: Every dog needs to know its job. People, too.
  • Having Andie McDowell tell me: Beautiful women should never sell themselves short and trade on their looks, even if they sacrifice their careers.
  • Walking down the street with former hoops star Muggsy Bogues, who is so beloved in Charlotte that everyone greets him by name.


  • Living in Concord Mills mall for four days without leaving over the Thanksgiving weekend, and telling Sheri Lynch on the air: To quote the name of one of these stores, I need a Bed, Bath & Beyond.
  • Having a Harlequin Romance villain based on me, and giving the author a tour of my apartment, where she asked the details of my sex life.
  • Driving the 500-horsepower Ford Shelby Mustang.
  • Going 115 mph around a NASCAR track.
  • Writing with Tommy Tomlinson, Tom Sorensen, Sarah Aarthun, Jim Morrill, Karen Garloch, Eric Frazier, Ames Alexander, Scott Fowler, Peter St. Onge, Liz Chandler, and many other scribes.
  • Sneaking backstage at the Rolling Stones. An arena executive told me: "That's the door to backstage. Under no circumstances do I want you to go back there. ... I'll be over here."
  • Testing the new super-sticky Post-It note by putting it on the belly of an exotic dancer and having her undulate.
  • Blowing my bit part in the Broadway show "The Wedding Singer."
  • Listening to Tony Bennett sing "I Left My Heart In San Francisco" a capella with no microphone in the McGlohon Theater from five feet away.
  • Talking female body parts with "Vagina Monologues" author Eve Ensler.
  • Having Hugh McColl point out the changes he made to uptown Charlotte looking out the windows of his offices in the sky at the BofA tower.
  • Watching NASCAR team owner Felix Sabates bid $2 million at a charity auction for Super Bowl tickets, and then, when I asked him who was taking, saying: "I'm not going. I hate the Super Bowl!"
  • Breaking a story from the National Institutes of Health on how stress is reconfiguring American brains to be more prone to depression, which has devastated the lives of people I love.



  • Watching my coworkers at The Charlotte Observer file faithfully in, one after another to work on the morning after the ice storm in December of 2002. As much of the state huddled in their dark homes, waiting for conditions to improve, our staff suited up and showed up to get people news they badly needed. Every Election Day, every Christmas eve, every rainy Sunday night in February when most people are at home, the people of my paper come through, 365, year after year. Of that I am fiercely proud, forever respectful, and profoundly moved.

19 comments:

  1. You'll be missed Jeff. Don't forget about the content man. (oh, and your circus women bullet made me think of Bernadette Peters...thanks for that.)

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  2. Sweet, awesomeness joy!

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  3. Jeff,

    Your columns are always inspiring and/or make me laugh! Always have been a fan and still can't quite believe you are leaving... AND I have long since moved from Charlotte to Greenville SC! Just know your writing and you as a person have had a huge impact on so many people. We can't wait to see what you roll out next.

    LB Heelio.

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  4. Good luck. What is your next move?

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  5. Fantastic Jeff. Wishing you good luck in your next venture(s), wherever they may lead you.

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  6. Oh My!! That clown picture of you on the front page(online)terrified me. Seriously. In other news, best to you Jeff, in your future pursuits!

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  7. So where do you think you're going, Ace?

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  8. I heard the list of causalities was long and distinguished, but I didn't expect you would be one of them!

    Bravo Zulu, well done!

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  9. Man, Jeff, we're going to miss you. You are the ONE columnist my wife and I make sure always to read. Good luck in your new venture and Godspeed.

    Mike

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  10. I thought I was going to hate this column but it was really great! Thanks for the great memories.

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  11. Looks like the halls will be empty on Monday. I have seen numerous columns like this over the last week. What is the total number of Observer Staff leaving Friday?

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  12. This is the first article I've read you have written. The really feel I need to rewind my life!

    Good night and good luck.

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  13. I hope you didn't get the arena executive fired at the stones concert.That's why no one trusts the media jeff!!!!

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  14. Ever since I saw Stephen King's "It" on television I have hated clowns. I have a phobia about them! But I will miss Jeff (without the clown makeup).

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  15. There is no justice or logic in The Observer pea brained universe. Why Jeff Elder and not Mary Newsome?
    Jeff will be missed.

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  16. Having just read your favorite moments, I think most of us are extremely envious of your lifetime experiences - all accomplished in less than a decade.

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  17. Oh Jeff, say it ain't so! Your columns made the CO well worth reading. Wish you all the best and good luck in this next chapter in your life. You will be missed, my friend...

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  18. The future is bright...
    smiles...

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